Is
it possible to fall in love online? Isabella never thought so, until she met
Matthew. His online dating profile picture was so original, she had to reach
out to him. Among the rows of balding, unattractive, middle-aged men was a
frog. Not just any frog, the animated frog from the Disney movie The Princess
and the Frog, close-up shot, long tongue flailing.
Izzy:
Wow. You are super cute. And that tongue looks promising. ;)
Matt:
Lol. Thanks. You are super cute too.
Matt:
I can send you a real photo if you don’t mind sharing your real e-mail address.
Izzy:
I don’t know. You set the standard pretty high. But I guess it’s worth a try.
Matt:
I like your sense of humor. You sound fun. Tell me where you want it. (pun
intended)
To
Isabella’s surprise, her nipples began tingling at the thought of this random
stranger putting it where she wanted it. She didn’t even know what he looked
like yet, but she could already imagine him sliding his hands up between her
thighs and attacking her clitoris with his long, flailing tongue.
She
immediately clicked over to her e-mail account and anxiously waited for his
photo to arrive. Then she went back to his profile again to double-check his
stats and self-description to make sure there were no red flags before writing
her response. He was incredibly handsome. She couldn’t figure out why such a
good-looking guy wouldn’t just post his real picture on his profile. “Approach
with caution,” she thought to herself, “so far, too good to be true.”
Izzy:
You don't
look anything like a frog. (sigh) You are handsome, though, so I guess you've
got that going for you.
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